Here is something...

I decided to make a poem, because I`m just that awesome, I mean.... Ozzy`s awesome...

Ozzy`s a cat
He isn`t fat
Why doesn`t he wear a hat?
Plus, he isn`t a mat.
When he falls from a building 100 meters high he goes "SPLAT"
He owns a baseball bat.
Because he is a cat!

So technecally, It was just me rhyming the word "Cat" a million times. So yeah. I hope you enjoyed! If you want to send some fanstuff send it to [email deleted out]

TOODLES!